HURRY. THE APPLICATION WINDOW FOR THE 2025 KENNEDYS IS CLOSING.
NICE TO MEET YOU, YOU.
IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A KENNEDY, LET’S GO. YOU HAVE ONLY UNTIL April 18th TO APPLY. IF WE LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, WE’LL FLY YOU OUT TO NEW YORK, PAY YOUR HOUSING, PAY YOU A TRANSPORTATION STIPEND, OFFER YOU BENEFITS, MAKE YOU ELIGIBLE FOR OVERTIME, AND OFFER YOU A FIRM AND HEARTY HANDSHAKE UPON YOUR ARRIVAL. ALL PROPER AND PROFESSIONAL-LIKE.
BUT FIRST, LET’S GET THAT EMAIL OF YOURS.